I just built the least usable keyboard ever. AMA

PyroL · August 10, 2018, 8:26pm

Alpha
Krelbit 350g Mega Blacks.
DSA Modern Hylian for the cherry on top (until it finds a more deserving home)

I am seriously regretting my life choices right now.

a_little_shy · August 10, 2018, 8:29pm

… but y tho?

PyroL · August 10, 2018, 8:43pm

for the karma mostly

Makami · August 10, 2018, 8:45pm

cijanzen · August 10, 2018, 8:48pm

I see nothing wrong here. Looks usable to me!

PyroL · August 10, 2018, 8:49pm

Must be the keycaps… How can one know which key is which???

/s

Manofinterests · August 10, 2018, 8:56pm

Q1: Is a hotdog a sandwich?

Q2: Have you considered adding a solenoid?

Q3: But why?

Q4: Have you considered more blockers?

Q5: What’s your favorite kind of cake?

Q6:

PyroL · August 10, 2018, 9:18pm

Q1: almost, but the bread needs to be top and bottom as opposed to left and right.

Q2: not actively and it probably won’t happen because of sheer laziness

Q3: you didn’t buy, you wouldn’t understand. (top clack feature when?)

Q4: i’m impressed more people haven’t blocked me by now

Q5: if it counts, brownies

Q6:

dario · August 10, 2018, 9:44pm

What this keyboard really needs is a few keycaps in SA profile, somewhere on the homerow.

PyroL · August 10, 2018, 9:58pm

FINALLY MOM I MADE IT

ps i had sa carbon on it for some photos but it’s my friend’s not mine.

Makami · August 10, 2018, 10:03pm

No way to say no to a beautifull pussy, MIAU.

dario · August 10, 2018, 10:05pm

Yeah, black and short haired. Just the way I like it.

PyroL · August 10, 2018, 10:05pm

Makami · August 10, 2018, 10:08pm

Don’t get fooled by the look, that’s a devil in disguise, like a lot of two legged counterparts

dario · August 10, 2018, 10:15pm

I mean, it’s not really ontopic, but than again, is there even such thing here?

PyroL · August 10, 2018, 10:21pm

Danger
Fun

this keyboard is not a woman

dario · August 10, 2018, 10:26pm

You know, I’m seriously thinking about building a keyboard made of exotic switches, but every key would be another switch.

Is is possible to collect 66 of them? We’ll see.
Holy Panda, Zilent, Zealiostotle, GOTTA CATCH EM ALL

Makami · August 10, 2018, 10:36pm

Might be a starting point.
https://kbdfans.cn/collections/switches-tester/products/kbdfans-super-swithes-tester-60-switches-all-in-one

dario · August 10, 2018, 10:42pm

Not bad! I think I’m going to actually buy this. Too bad it’s not a functional PCB.

cijanzen · August 10, 2018, 11:16pm

Hey everyone, I appreciate that you all appreciate this board but let’s try and keep our compliments gender neutral. We want to be open and inviting to all genders and some may view the above comments (a few of which have been moderated) as offensive.

Thanks everyone, continue on roasting or complimenting this wonderfully small and irregular build.