Things you can say about your Keyboard but not your Partner

“Sorry, I’m just not into Japanese characters”

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Holy lol

Edit: Splits are fun: wider the spread, more comfortable the experience.

Edit 2: this has turned into “keyboard stuff that sounds like sex stuff” but I ain’t mad about it lol.

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“I think I over lubed it”

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“Nothing wrong with a bit of wobble”
(well, I could say that about both… :wink:)

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I wish you had five-holes instead of three!

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That would sound homicidal as fuck lmfaooo

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“It’s so satisfying to push your buttons”

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“You’re totally overrated”

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“I wonder for how much money I could sell you”

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“You’re definitely not my endgame”

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“You’re very light, you need some more weight”.

“You’re too loud, too old and too dirty”.

“I hope you like it when I use the soldering iron on you”. (Does this even make sense, lol?)

“I wish you were better built”.

“You’re a real beauty to look at, but you’re also high maintenance”.

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“They say vintage feels better. I’m inclined to agree.”

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“Wow, that feels better than I thought.”

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“The D is stuck. :confused:

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just have to say this thread is beautiful.

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You’re pretty but I saw another one on reddit thats prettier.

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*Hacking “I’m in. :sunglasses:

Her: :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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“I’ll let Tom use you for a bit at the meetup”

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“I’ll disassemble you and change a few things, hoping for a better experience”

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“I’m going to make a review of our last (typing) session and post it on Reddit”

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