Hello, I am Cameleopard. I live in a butte-uponed adobe body abode abutting a butyl rubber netball factory. My interests include Burl Ives. My username is an archaic word for the “giraffe”, a reticulated even-toed ungulate oft maligned as a cannibal and farouche churl. But never you mind that. I look forward to seeing how matters progress here. How perfectly goddamned delightful it all is, to be sure.