Cursed Keyboard Layouts

I promised you guys cursed layouts and I plan to deliver. Presenting the one and only Pangram layout, using only real words arranged somewhat sensibly and based on commonly typed characters.


Inb4 cwm is not a word

This list will be added to over time as the inner machinations of my mind grow ever darker in my search of the perfect shitpost.

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You’re not thinking ergonomic enough, my friend.

I, for one, don’t use modifiers all that often, so it makes more sense to have them all lined up in a little row! Since A is the most common vowel, I decided to put that on my least used finger so I work it out more - I’m looking to deadlift 20lb with my pinky only.

But I stayed conservative, making sure that the numbers are the same. I mean, you don’t need to reinvent the wheel here.

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This post hurts my soul

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The E on spacebar really strikes me here as the most off-putting thing about this layout. I’m concerned.

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Do you use a 7u or a 6.25u E-bar?

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