Because I know you’re on Keebtalk while you’re at work 
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick!
Have you ever been to the restaurant on the moon?
GREAT Food, but no atmosphere
Did you hear about the inventor of the “Knock Knock” jokes?
He won the No Bell Prize!
Why Can’t you hear a psychiatrist go to the restroom?
The P is silent!
When I was a kid, I was told I could be anyone…
No one told me identity theft was a crime!
Why did the stadium get so hot after the game?
All the fans left!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
I was gonna tell a joke about pizza,
but it’s a bit too cheesy.
Want to hear a joke about paper?
Nevermind, it’s tearable.
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If you get enough threads, you can make a “Dad Jokes” Shirt.
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nFaiz
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should’ve wrote all mine down. will keep this thread in mind when I become a dad.
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ajoflo
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What did the cannibal get when he showed up late for dinner?
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Something you can say to keyboards and exotic dancers:
“Damn that’s some nice pole travel”
“Yeah I’d try 'em for a few bucks”
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What did the ocean say to the slow container ship from China?
Nothing, it just waved.
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What did the silent switch say to the silent switch?
Answer: ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀(he he get it it’s silent)
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I was trying to type up a keyboard joke for this thread, but nothing clicked.
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Everyone knows Karl Marx, a historically famous philosopher, but no one remembers his sister.
Onya, the inventor of the starting pistol.
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Why is being into keyboards gangsta?
Inevitably you bust a cap.
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When I laugh at that joke I sound like cracked stems
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The first rule of ASL club is you don’t talk about ASL club
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