"Dad Jokes" Thread

Because I know you’re on Keebtalk while you’re at work :laughing:

What’s brown and sticky?
A stick!

Have you ever been to the restaurant on the moon?
GREAT Food, but no atmosphere

Did you hear about the inventor of the “Knock Knock” jokes?
He won the No Bell Prize!

Why Can’t you hear a psychiatrist go to the restroom?
The P is silent!

When I was a kid, I was told I could be anyone…
No one told me identity theft was a crime!

Why did the stadium get so hot after the game?
All the fans left!

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!

I was gonna tell a joke about pizza,
but it’s a bit too cheesy.

Want to hear a joke about paper?
Nevermind, it’s tearable.

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If you get enough threads, you can make a “Dad Jokes” Shirt.

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should’ve wrote all mine down. will keep this thread in mind when I become a dad.

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What do you get with a pampered cow?
Spoiled Milk!

What does James bond do before bed?
He goes undercover

Can February March?
No, but April May

Where do boats go when they’re sick?
To the doc!

I don’t trust stairs,
they’re always up to something

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What do you call a cow without legs?
Ground beef.

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat minor.

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What did the cannibal get when he showed up late for dinner?

The cold shoulder.

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