I'm 'board. Send Puns

Post your best keyboard puns. This should be a fun thread. We need a good esc.

Lets keep it family friendly please.

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Just ordered a desk pad from novel keys. Love the sticker they included. Meet Gator Ron!

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Okay hold up let me just sift through my puns… I guess I will have to switch things up.

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A switch and a stabilizer walk into a bar…

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So the switch tells the bartender,

“Yeah things definitely could be better at the bar you know?”

And the bartender responds,

“What do you mean?”

The switch exclaims,

“Looks, it’s wobbly at this space, and wobbly on that space!”

The bartender resigns to say,

“You’re right, we could use a bit more stabilization at the space bar.”

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I kinda expected something about lube. Corrupted mind, i guess.

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Nobody likes dirty keyboards. Try harder.

Why is a broken keyboard bad for somebody trapped somewhere?

Cause there is no escape.

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What type of alcohol does a keyboard take to get drunk?

Windows + PrtSc

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Why did my Uncle throw all the big keys off his keyboard?
It’s just a big waste of space.

What will the bartender say if you walk into a bar with a keyboard under your arm?
“We don’t want your typing here!”

I love pressing the F5 key, feels so refreshing.

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Sorry, these jokes aren’t my type

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Why did I enter this topic

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Better switch.

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I’ll look for an alt topic and try not to return.

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I’m actually getting super bored now… even a little ANSI.

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Forward Slash /
Back Slash \

(Credit to a friend in local slack group)

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