Local man goes insane after packaging thousands of springs


#1

Hello I’m not zeal

I don’t eat out every day and I don’t sell purple switches

edit: someone told me i can’t say i’m zeal


#2

In between eating out please have a care and ship me some purple springs.


#3

i can confirm the validity of these claims


#4

I was krelbit all along

bamboozle


#5

oof


#6

hello i’m switch
i purple every day and sell eat out


#7

you should stock some purple switches i heard they’re very profitable


#8

Oh wow, let’s come up with a cool name for them.

How’s zeelios?


#9

Postage notification today! Yay!


#10

Share!!


#11

Sorry, only bought a couple.


#12

Aren’t you and @Jae-3soteric a couple? You should share the couple within the couple. :smirk:


#13

how did we get found out @ChrisSwires???


#14

Hey you’re veering off topic this thread is about me, not zeal, and how i do not sell purple switches nor eat out every day,


#15

Considered eating outdoors as a semantic work around?


#16

:thinking: That would make me more like zeal, who I am clearly not.


#17

I guess not eating while in it is then…


#18

I’ll eat you out everyday :weary:


#19

:weary::ok_hand::eggplant::sweat_drops: