Local man goes insane after packaging thousands of springs

Hello I’m not zeal

I don’t eat out every day and I don’t sell purple switches

edit: someone told me i can’t say i’m zeal


In between eating out please have a care and ship me some purple springs.

i can confirm the validity of these claims

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I was krelbit all along



hello i’m switch
i purple every day and sell eat out

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you should stock some purple switches i heard they’re very profitable

Oh wow, let’s come up with a cool name for them.

How’s zeelios?

Postage notification today! Yay!


Sorry, only bought a couple.

Aren’t you and @Jae-3soteric a couple? You should share the couple within the couple. :smirk:

how did we get found out @ChrisSwires???

Hey you’re veering off topic this thread is about me, not zeal, and how i do not sell purple switches nor eat out every day,

Considered eating outdoors as a semantic work around?

:thinking: That would make me more like zeal, who I am clearly not.

I guess not eating while in it is then…

I’ll eat you out everyday :weary: