“I wish you were a bit smaller”
“I don’t think we click”
“You don’t have control”
“Your bottom is quite plain”
“I think you have a loose wire inside”
“You feel kinda mushy”
21 Likes
“I wish you were quieter”
20 Likes
“I can’t wait for the v2 of you”
15 Likes
I’m happy you have no depth.
5 Likes
you’re hollow inside.
5 Likes
“I think you’d perform better with a bit more silicone”
16 Likes
feeling a bit scratchy, time to relube
8 Likes
“Imagine your bottom with their top”
13 Likes
“You’ve ticking me off lately, time to plug your butt”
5 Likes
Aww man I thought I had a r3 1.25u blank around here somewhere…
Ugh I’ve been spamming reset for 2 minutes, please don’t make me look at a datasheet to figure out which pins to short.
Why can’t I get rid of this crinkling sound?
Yes?
2 Likes
“I overpaid for you”
7 Likes
“He/She has a bit of flex”
“I wish it was a little more responsive”
3 Likes
I have one
9 Likes
“It’s small but it makes a hell of a noise”
2 Likes
“Sure you can try her, everyone else has”
6 Likes
“You plug it in the rear”
2 Likes
This one is okay, but I’ve got three more coming.
Best trade I’ve ever made on Reddit.
I waited 11 months for this?
Let’s see if you’re lubed from the factory.
8 Likes
This is some great deadpan humor 
3 Likes
“I prefer full sized”
13 Likes
There’s just less sensation with the rubber domes.
4 Likes