“I could flip this one for different one”
Can’t believe nobody has said it yet… “Chonky!”
Looks nothing like the render.
The top half doesn’t match the bottom half.
I grade you a 7 out of 10
“wanna touch it?”
"I’m tired of you, I think I’ll sell you and buy another one "
One more for the collection.
“I just need something bigger”
WTF is this colour matching…
“I’d love a split version of this”
I’d prefer this silenced
How do I make you sound and feel better?
“Your knob is a bit pathetic”
“Damn, this is a small size but it has some heft!”
before I got you I was starting to have wrist problems
“I need to fix you.”
“Can’t wait to have a better version of you”
“I’d like to see you with some silicone gaskets ”
This thread is terrible. That said, my partner chimed in, “I used to like top-mount but now I like sandwich-mount.” They added, “I like a contrasting bottom.” I’m possibly looking for a new apartment.