Things you can say about your Keyboard but not your Partner

Looks nothing like the render.

The top half doesn’t match the bottom half.

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I grade you a 7 out of 10

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“wanna touch it?”

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"I’m tired of you, I think I’ll sell you and buy another one "

One more for the collection.

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“I just need something bigger”

WTF is this colour matching…

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“I’d love a split version of this”

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I’d prefer this silenced

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How do I make you sound and feel better?

“Your knob is a bit pathetic”

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“Damn, this is a small size but it has some heft!”

before I got you I was starting to have wrist problems

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“I need to fix you.”

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“Can’t wait to have a better version of you”

“I’d like to see you with some silicone gaskets :smirk:

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This thread is terrible. That said, my partner chimed in, “I used to like top-mount but now I like sandwich-mount.” They added, “I like a contrasting bottom.” I’m possibly looking for a new apartment.

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