Haha. Thank you! That is enormously kind and much appreciated, but I would never ask for anybody to defend me, certainly not out of any sense of loyalty. I know my personal style (some awkward combination of wonkily cerebral and sappily sentimental) is surely distasteful to some. And apparently that is emphatically true of unrealkeyboards, which (to answer your question) is the guy’s twitch handle.
I hope you’ll forgive this over-artful (though entirely sincere) sort of humblebrag, but I always meant and expected the Heavy Grail to be a deeply polarizing design, so I have been astonished—and frankly somewhat puzzled—by the uniformly effusive praise it seems to have gotten. I could cite many highly-opinionated intentional design decisions I made that seemed poised to confound the expectations and rile the sensibilities of some: natively supporting only HHKB sliders rather than third-party or other uncommon ones (doing so provided the best fits and tolerances for what is by far the most common use case), unorthodox bumper sizing and placement (a reverse-engineering challenge of keeping the housing geometry elegant and not overly bulky while still accommodating the breakout PCB profiles of two different models), and many other choices that favor a slim design that looks and feels best in everyday use at the cost of a slightly more fiddly build process (a mildly challenging few minutes buys us what is meant to be a lifetime of tasteful use), etc. And yet so far, after hundreds have shipped to clients all over the world (and the rest shipping soon), everyone has seemed totally into it. (For examples, see this very thread, all the client photos on Instagram, and the quotes on the top of the product page.)
But as an admirer of the Stoic philosophers and generally world-weary pessimist, I tend to get uneasy when things seem to be going too well. I figure if everybody seems to like what I’m doing, then I’m probably simply not doing anything creatively interesting or technically ambitious. So I was actually pleased to see that the Grail had finally acquired a hater. And I originally thought about posting the VOD here to explain—not debate—some of the design decisions that the streamer fellow didn’t like. But I decided just to let it drop, for a couple of reasons.
Firstly, the principal complaint in the stream implies that the board he got had a serious functional defect (USB port not lining up), which he ascribed to a QC problem but was actually just due to a simple assembly error on his part. As a result, the video gives an overall factually wrong impression of the design: namely that it simply doesn’t work. So I wasn’t keen to perpetuate that misinformation.
But secondly, and more importantly, I have subsequently been told that the stream is quite negative and vitriolic towards me in a personal way that has nothing to do with the board, which started much earlier in the stream. As his build goes poorly, he finds more things to hate about the board, and he suffers a visible and strikingly emotional meltdown. I wasn’t quite aware what I was stepping into when someone told me to join the chat and try to get the bottom of what the tantrum was about (a strong word, perhaps, but if you watch even a little of the stream I think you’ll deem it accurate). We might have been able to work out his assembly error, his misunderstandings about the design, and any potential QC issues for which we might have needed to send him a replacement part, but my joining the stream only made him more furious, with him saying “Fuck you, Ryan Norbauer. We don’t love you.” And then shortly thereafter just abruptly ending the stream before we were able to get to the bottom of his assembly error or his other complaints. (As I like remind everyone, we can have QC misses like anybody else, and if anybody doesn’t adore something they’ve gotten from us, we’re always eager to refund or replace it.)
The reason I’ve resisted jumping publicly into the fray on this matter is that I figure there are only two plausible explanations for such a wildly emotional meltdown in response to a few hiccups in a keyboard build: 1) there is something much deeper going on here and he just hates me personally for some unknown reason or was simply having a really bad day or 2) he is just intentionally edgelording (thanks to @choobies for explaining this zoomer concept to me), using my name and a popular product to raise the profile of his channel. The former case deserves only empathy/sympathy and the latter our admiration for its excellent business savvy (it didn’t escape my notice that the meltdown video has 5x the views of his normal streams).
In any case, I’m glad at least one person finally really hates the Heavy Grail.
For the many of you who still seem keen to contend with these MAJOR ISSUES, I hope to have a few more in stock soon.